A lot has happened today, but I’m running on three hours of sleep. The headliners:
I’ve found my long lost G.I. grandfather. My mom is shook.
She’s getting me a bag for my birthday and it’s making me feel some type of way, but I’m letting her do it because the bag was created in the 30s for the specific purpose of carrying champagne bottles and that’s how extra I’m trying to be for the rest of my life. I’ll be carrying dollar coins and books instead. Occasionally, there will be champagne.
I went to a mall and saw Maddie Ziegler and her boyfriend in passing. Combined, they have 11 million followers on Instagram. I am enjoying the disillusionment I get from seeing clout-worthy people in real life because, unsurprisingly, they’re normal and no one cares about them.
I’ll expand on my musings later.
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